Here’s Why We Think Dominican Internet Sensation ‘No Focking Baby’ Should Win TIME Person Of The Year

There’s no doubt that Dominican born, Pioladitingancia, aka “No Fucking Baby” has had one of the biggest “come up” stories of the year outside of fellow Dominican and Bronx native, Cardi B. What began as an instragram and youtube account dedicated to documenting his daily antics, has blossomed into a successful career as a social media with guest appearancess on popular Spanish television program, “Caso Cerrado” and Viceland’s “Desus and Mero.”


His star has grown so much in the past year that he has easily become one of the most notable Latinos in New York City and throughout the U.S. I mean, who else gets invited to the Latin Grammy’s and poses with some of the most famous musicians in the world?


I’m no fucking baby

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The haters will say that French Montana carrying him like that is a sign of disrespect, but we like to think that it was a form of respect. That said, while TIME magazine continues to decided who will will win the prestigious person of the year award, we decided to make our pitch for why “No Focking Baby” should win it.

1. No Focking Baby is an advocate for animal rights.

Sime aruña lomatu marbau

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Ok, maybe he threatened this cat’s life during the video, but there’s no doubt in our minds that he would have that cats back in any type of situation.


2. He’s loved by high profile people.

La jente dura de minesota son mio …..

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With professional baseball friends, how can he ever lose?

3. He’s been known to bless us with regular public service announcements that add value to our lives.

Déjense ayuda mujere vainita desodorante

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Take note, y’all.

4. He has Cardi B’s endorsement.

@iamcardib and I in Mamasushi……?✌?️????

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Shout out to the Bronx!

5. He has the support of Dominicans everywhere.

En la parada dominicana con mi Publico….Los amo a todos y gracias por el apoyo hacia mi….????

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He’s a man of the people.

6. He maintains a positive attitude despite some minor setbacks.

Jajajajaj tan grande que es el mundo y la paloma me cago arriba ? eso es dique suerte pero yose k eso e mielda jajajajaj

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Bird shit is considered a blessing in some cultures. #justsaying

7. He supports other Latinos in times of need.

Keep up the great work, my guy.

8. Whenever there’s controversy, he brings us immediate clarity.

Believeme my people I'm 23

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What do you think? Honestly, if he doesn’t win TIME person of the year, we’re going to protest.


READ: The Internet Lost It After Seeing ‘No Fockin Baby’ On A Video Meme And He Had To Address The Confusion

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