A major physical feature for men that is either a hit or miss, is your facial hair. And if you’ve struggled with peach fuzz growing up, chances are you’ve heard of a few facial hair growth remedies here and there.
But question is, do they work? …
Here’s a few of them:
One facial hair growth remedy you can try out is: Caca de vaca aka cow dung.
All you have to do is go find some cow shit, pick it up and rub it all over the desired areas on your face that you would like to grow facial hair on.
But if caca de vaca isn’t your forte, then you can always go with chicken shit instead.
My cuzin smeared chicken shit on his face because my grandpa said it was the best and fastest old remedy to grow facial hair #bestprankever
— Gilberto Sosa (@SosaG912) April 1, 2015
After hearing more than one poop remedy, you then start to wonder if these are legit remedies or just pranks to get you to smear poop on your face.
To speed up the facial hair growth process, it’s also recommended to add extra ingredients to the poop you decide to use.
Facial hair growing too slow. Old World remedy, layer of manure on face topped with honey. Hair will grow like flowers to the sun. Thoughts?
— 💥 Angelo Renai 💥 (@angelorenai) July 3, 2013
Poop and honey *must* work, right?
Aside from poop, you can also go with the vegetable remedy.
@JSi5 have you ever heard of that Mexican remedy of rubbing fresh cut onions on your face to grow facial hair?
— Antonio (@NoahTonio24) November 6, 2013
You’ll probably be crying all day, but at least you’ll have a beard right?!
Just beware of the smell this remedy will leave on your face…
My friends grew facial hair early, seeing my dismay an uncle told me to rub onions on my face..I reeked of onions & virginity for months.
— Max Francis (@HallpassCanada) October 3, 2012
A facial hair growth remedy you can whip up at home is a mix of lemon and cinnamon.
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Better hope this works.
Another option is following a protein heavy diet so that you can boost your testosterone.
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You’ll be looking like a thick bearded Canelo in no time.
But if you’re too lazy to follow a diet, you can just pop a few of these bad boys:
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With this supplement, you’ll grow a beard so thick and long that you’ll be able to do a hair flip with it.
In addition to Biotin, Castor Oil is also said to work wonders.
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All you have to do is rub it all over your face, and BAM. Instant hair growth.
Another alternative is this Beardwolf oil.
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Grow your beard in less than 2 months!
— 🐝 (@Gionajaynelle_) November 15, 2017
Yup, you’ll be as hairy as a wolf. Side effects include howling in the middle of the night.
As last resort, you can go with the remedy of rubbing some of your urine onto your face.
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Some people swear this works. But um, no thanks I’m good. 👍🏽
And after trying all these remedies, the real question is, do they actually work?…
I did the remedy my uncle told me on how to grow a beard.. I'll share it if it comes true
— Ramen Alfred (@RamenAlfred) September 28, 2015
Let us know ya’ll.
What facial hair growth remedies did you hear of growing up?